10. You start greeting everyone with "How y’all are?"
9. Your doctor has had to re-align your back because you’ve been wearing too many beads.
8. When someone tells you the time, you ask the follow-up question "AM or PM?"
7. After the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, you can only shake your head and say "amateurs!"
6. The word ‘hurricane’ no longer has anything to do with the weather.
5. You tell your boss that he can have that finished report for three strands of beads.
4. When asked why you now have donkey ears, you can only mutter, "voodoo priestess- bad mojo."
3. You start ordering crawfish with everything.
2. You hired a live jazz band to play in your office.
1. You just don’t feel fully dressed without your feather mask.
